"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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