jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you inspire me to be a worse person
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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