TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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