you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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