She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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