On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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