His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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