There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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