i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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