Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think my tv is drunk
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.