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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i think my tv is drunk

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard

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(313): View more from Michigan

Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata

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(732): View more from New Jersey

found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year

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(847): View more from Illinois

Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.

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