i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.