I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
