are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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