talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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