Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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