we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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