I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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