i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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