Jerry, you need to find god
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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