well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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