you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
