Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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