I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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