shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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