I must be too annoying 4 u.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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