Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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