We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Randomize
