The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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