You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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