Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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