I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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