i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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