That's intense
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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