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• (620): View more from Kansas

  How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  it glows. i had to have it.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  even the AIR tastes like tequila.

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• (714): View more from California

  I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (315): View more from New York

  Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  "Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard

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