I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.