One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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