grinding to god bless the USA? really?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina