Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Party's warming up, a tranny just got here... http://tfl.nu/y3c5
  Replies (1) Good night (4713) Bad night (1580)
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left. http://tfl.nu/hrhu
  Replies (36) Good night (1005) Bad night (7192)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  He made me a "booty call of the year" award.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): He made me a "booty call of the year" award. http://tfl.nu/7b1z
  Replies (15) Good night (3760) Bad night (1239)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic. http://tfl.nu/v0qg
  Replies (9) Good night (1199) Bad night (2955)
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand. http://tfl.nu/c0ji
  Replies (14) Good night (684) Bad night (2050)
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior. http://tfl.nu/tu51
  Replies (6) Good night (1500) Bad night (1222)
• Favorite

  (213): View more from California

  My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (213): My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie." http://tfl.nu/jevy
  Replies (38) Good night (3603) Bad night (680)
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?! http://tfl.nu/zew5
  Replies (1) Good night (663) Bad night (988)
• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before. http://tfl.nu/9m83
  Replies (9) Good night (520) Bad night (1313)
• Favorite

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (763): My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home... http://tfl.nu/n3b5
  Replies (3) Good night (1543) Bad night (424)
• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you. http://tfl.nu/55zo
  Replies (4) Good night (1291) Bad night (491)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before. http://tfl.nu/79xu
  Replies (4) Good night (919) Bad night (267)
• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair. http://tfl.nu/xxq4
  Replies (0) Good night (579) Bad night (238)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH? http://tfl.nu/yzjc
  Replies (4) Good night (522) Bad night (242)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too. http://tfl.nu/9ocy
  Replies (6) Good night (1401) Bad night (223)

Randomize