turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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