well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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