i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
do nipples grow back?
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