This girl is more easily done than said...
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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