Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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