I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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