I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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