how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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