You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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