I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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