brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize
