And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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