come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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