with your own penis?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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