i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Randomize