The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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