dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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