There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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