its not stalking. its research.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
