Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I need to sanitize my soul.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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