Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
