You smell like stripper and shame
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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