Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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